„A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions that your wife asks you for nothing.”
„The key to happiness: You may speak of love and tenderness and passion, but real ecstasy is discovering you haven’t lost your keys after all.”
„A young girl said to an old maid: You must have missed a great deal by not marrying!”
Only the ceremony!” replied the old maid.”
„And it is a very simple fact that the more you know, the less you wonder.”
Only the ceremony lol.
I know! :))